But Mommy, why can't I eat it with vodka?

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"Gee mom, this bowl of Fruity Pebbles® is the best breakfast I've had in ages!" Billy yelled. "You're blowing our Kellog's sponsorship, melon brain," Bil hissed.

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Listen, I get the 'spousal obligation' schtick and all, but d'you hafta bone her at the table?

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Alright, Mommy, Dolly wants to know if she snorts all of her coffee, she gets her mouth back?

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